Archive for August, 2009

25Aug09

I’m stuck in a phase where I get tired at work at 12noon, 3pm and 6pm respectively. It’s weird, but it’s true. So everyday before and after lunch, I go through a round of struggle until 6pm where I officially slow down before I shut down for good at 7pm. I can’t believe I used [...]


22Aug09

There’s this small elderly lady that lives near my place who likes to walk on the grass patch near the road, barefooted. She’ll be deep in thought, hands behind her back holding her slippers as she walked aimlessly around very, very slowly. She reminds me of my grandmother. She also reminds me of a hobbit [...]


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17Aug09

I slipped and fell on the living room floor today and my brother and father stood over me and laughed.
I met up with PY at JP and had a good 5hrs of girl talk.
I saw people I hadn’t met up with for 10 years last night. It’s amazing how everyone looks the same, yet we’re [...]


15Aug09

My room just got invaded by a huge ass 4-inch flying cockroach!!! Fking cockroach was flying all over my bedroom as if it owned it! My dad came along and battled it for 10 full minutes before the cockroach was conquered under my dad’s insecticide spray.
Yay DAD! The cockroach warrior!
Fuck these cockroaches.
I am so traumatised [...]


13Aug09

I realise I overuse my punctuation when I am conversing in MSN.
For example I like to go like this… Yep. the dot dot dots. Somebody whom I later got to know better told me he used to suspect I was going through a real thinking process every time I go “dotdotdot”. Someone else thought it [...]


11Aug09

Note to self: Never do the pull hair back stunt again even though it was so absurdly comfortable with the wind in my face.
I look awful!! Ah, no matter. I forgive myself.
Here’s proof. Taken at Jasmine’s birthday.

It was an unexpectedly enjoyable night I must say.
Don’t you love it what you go some place with zero [...]


08Aug09

15 minutes into the ride and I began to suspect that she didn’t like me because she was blatantly ignoring me. Then I realise it was because I (a) wasn’t a guy and (b) didn’t look well off enough to buy an investment plan from her.


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08Aug09

Just when I thought that’s it for Mcdull, here comes the new movie “McDull Kung Fu Ding Ding Dong”. If it’s anything like the rest of the Mcdull movies, this one should make us think, laugh, cry and cringe all at the same time – but that’s what makes it so damn enjoyable.
I’m not sure [...]


06Aug09

When I was young, whenever  I travelled in my dad’s car, I often wondered where the road begins, and where does it end. I also wondered who’s there right at the very front – the first car on the road.
Now I know that life is akin to those cars on the road. No matter how [...]


Example One:
*ViN the MaN* is 行侠仗义-ing~ says:
i’m working loh~agnes
He means:
i’m working loh~
(Agnes is his bosses’ name. Is this creepy or what?)
Example Two:
*ViN the MaN* is 行侠仗义-ing~ says:
I wanna make a confusing call..
He means:
I wanna make a conf. (conference) call..
Example Three:
This is my favorite.
*ViN the MaN* is 行侠仗义-ing~ says:
who the hello123 writes these programs?
He means:
who the [...]